Maa Da Laadla Bigad Gaya!!

Hi Readers,

Yes, aakhir, maa da laadla bigad gaya!! How it happened, let me tell you!

At first, I faced utter disbelief and disgust from my friends!!

--- Call connected ---

me: Hello?
friend: Helloo!!
me: Kaisa hai be?
friend: Mast yaar, tu bata?
me: Yaar, maine ek cycle li hai, aaj!!
friend: Abe gadhe, pagal-wagal to nahi ho gaya? Cycle?? abe kya kar raha hai be tu waha Hyderabad me?
me: Abe, aisa kyun bol raha hai, esme kya problem hai?
friend: Chal bhag, pagal hai tu, sahi me yaar!

--- Call disconnected ---


Then I learned the logic of life and its path from my friends!!

--- Discussion @friend's place ---

friend: Aur Bhai bata, kya chal raha hai life me! Bada busy rehta hai aajkal?? Hai?

me: Nahi yaar, bas kuch dino pehle, ek Cycle li hai maine, to subah-shaam chalane jata hun!

friend: Abe Cycle?? Saala, yaha log-baag mast-mast bike le rahen hai, badi-badi gadiya khareed rahen hai, aur tu Cycle? Kya ho gaya, pagal-wagal to nahi to gaya na? Satak gaya hai tu, sahi me!

me: yaar tum log to aaj kal mera dil todne me lage hue ho :(

friend: Abe, Bhai sach bol raha hu yaar. Yaar! Tu bike wike le, aish maar, zindagi ke maje le. Etne paise kama raha hai, uska kya aachaar dalega, bata?

me : Ab, tumhari baat bhi sahi hai ;(

--- End of Discussion ---

After that I had the ultimate showdown with parents!!

--- In the midst of an ordinary daily status call with parents, after office ---

maa : Beta, khana-wana thik thak chal raha hai na?

me: Ha, maa.

maa: Aur dahi-wahi le raha hai na rooj?

me: Ha, maa.

maa: Fruits-shoots?

me: Ha, maa. Maa, maine cycle khareeda hai. Blue col....

maa: kyaaaaaa???????

me: Ha, naa!

maa: Uff kyun beta, kya hua?

me: Nahi aise hi. Bahut man kar raha tha!

maa: Beta tu hyderabad me reh ke badal gaya hai!

--- Topic change :P ---

In the background, a song was playing, "Maa Da Laadla Bigad Gaya"...